What The Heck Is That?

I got trapped in the house today by an object that perhaps could be Bigfoot . . . if you study this authentic photo closely you should be able to make out the Unidentified Hairy Object, or UHO.  Hey the photo is real-I took it from my front porch, it was dark . . . It seemed friendly enough but that was as close as I wanted to get. I hear Squatches can move pretty fast when they need to . . . and I typically move pretty slow (but still faster than anyone else in my house). Please, be careful out there and always be on alert for BHO's. Have a fantastic weekend!!