Nothing Worse Than A Lying . . . Moose?

You see what I did there? Now this moose could be dangerous but my philosophy with the many . . . Mooses I've encountered is: you leave them alone and they'll leave you alone. She was pretty close. I try and show as much respect as possible.  It's a good idea to do that regardless but I'm pretty sure this is the pregnant one. So while a moose lying in your yard could be somewhat of a nuisance, at least they won't tell you things that aren't true . . .